bOOM. we're here with a dare book that's big. it's good. it's great. IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING.

✨This is about the Zodiacs as humans! ^~^✨ Stories, Scenarios, Squads, Annoying Notes, and Emojis! Libra: AND PINK FLUFFYYYYY UNICORNSSSS!!!! Gemini: Calm down Libra! Aries: MWHAHAHAHA I AM THE RULER OF THIS BOOK!!! Leo: What if...... Aries was a.... Goat! Virgo: Welcome everyone to LEO LOGIC! Cancer: um... Hi I guess...... Scorpio: Hello Cancer <3 Pisces: Grrrrrrr Cans... Is.... MINE Aquarius: Leoooo!! Taurus is trying to kill me with chocolate ice cream! Taurus: *ahem* It's the almighty chocolate ice cream Sagi: Um.... Okayyyyy.... Guess ya readers can just.... Enjoy the book....

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Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Basically all the embarrassing yet hilarious situations faced ever. edit: keep in mind that i wrote this when i was 10 and memes weren't a huge thing, so this was my way of expressing humor. disclaimer: not all of these events happened to me. thanks a bunch for reading to this day! (2/24/18) - grace

this may offend some people. warned ya

Welcome to Randomness *hops on pizza unicorn* I'll shall be your Guide! Follow me! *unicorn farts rainbows* WEEEEEEEEEEEE PIZZA RAINS FROM THE SKY AND STUFF