it has come to my attention from reading many one direction fan fiction that a larger portion of them follow the same series of events, they all have either the guys are completely toddlers or they are abusive and sell drugs. like WTF?? so this is a parody book, of all those dumb fan fictions, in no way are we serious with anything in this book. we're just gonna have fun with this so enjoy... or don't, that's your call. -------------

Dumb Life Moments is exactly like the title says. It's all about those dumb life moments where you wish you could just slap life for being so idiotic. Read and relate!

three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life. ❀ WARNING ❀ omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx

"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expected to spend time with each other are doing exactly that? And, not only at school but at home as well. After Lea's house falls apart due to a termite infestation, the Wilson's are invited to stay at an old family friend's mansion of a house. The family friend also happens to be River's father. I'll give you time to digest that information. Yes, you're right. The sarcastic nerd and the egotistical heart-throb live under the same roof and encounter a series of events that make the two do something they didn't think would happen. They grow closer, and closer, and closer, until...well, you'll have to find that out for yourself. Follow them through their adventures of falling in love, getting their hearts broken, and learning lessons that explain there is more to life than they have ever imagined. WARNING(S): Strong Language & Mild Sexual Imagery. UNCOMPLETE. EDITING. ◊ The book trailer to the side is made by @starsandsky ◊ The book cover is made by @LightningStorms

BASICLY ON THIS BOOK ME AND MY OTHER FRIEND WILL RANT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT LIFE, SOCIETY, MUSIC AND MANY OTHER THINGS THAT MAKE US WANNA SMASH everything. oh and the title is reference from mean girls, the burn book

it's a jOKE AND DONT READ IT IF YOU'LL GET OFFENDED.