Crowley and Aziraphale fall in love slowly over the course of this slow burn story. Prepare for broken hearts, tears. I don't own the cover art.

Puns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]

full of gay and gay

One-Shots of the Amazon Prime show and the book 'Good Omens' by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. Hope you like it! ::SUMMARIES:: ~~ A = Angst F = Fluff ? = Both and/or unknown ~~ • There Is No Our Side (A) - Crowley is overthinking after a fight he and Azi had. • First Time For Everything (F) - Crowley and Azi gets drunk and a secret comes spilling out. • My Sick Demon (F) - Crowley gets sick for the first time, Azi takes it upon himself to care for the demon. • Slurpee For All and All For Slurpee (F) - Azi is shocked after hearing Crowley has never had a Slurpee, so he takes him for one. Things get a little frisky. • What Did The Plants Do? (F) - Crowley gets caught yelling at his plants, Azi teases him about it. • You Mean That? (?) - Crowley has a nightmare, Azi helps him afterwards and Crowley sort-of confesses. • It's Raining, It's Pouring~ (F) - Crowley and Azi walk home in the rain, Crowley decides to slow dance with Azi. • You Can Think?? (?) - Beelzebub gets accidentally summoned by Gabriel and the two have tea. • Fireflies (?) - Azi gets mad at Crowley, so Crowley goes to Tadfield on a whim where Adam gives him advice. Crowley goes back to talk to Azi. • I Forgive You (A) - Crowley and Azi go for a picnic, and Crowley does something that causes Azi to freak out on him. Crowley ends up spilling his bottled up feelings. • Your Wings Are Beautiful (?) - Crowley mentions his self-deprecation and Azi doesn't like it. • Comes With Being A Snake (F) - Azi gets worried about Crowley. • What Might've Been (?) - Azi and Crowley get punished by their superiors. :)

"Get the fuck away from me," I growl. Started December 2018 - October 27th, 2019

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.