Nico DiAngelo....how do I begin to describe Nico DiAngelo? He's flawless. I hear his hair is insured for $10,000. I hear he does car commercials...in Italy. He punched me in the face one time. Or ten times. Or every day. He's a bully. And Leo Valdez is in love with him. Everyday Leo gets called names, and gets beaten on by him. Tough love. Huh?