Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Something is killing in those woods. It once wounded Wolf, and once Poisoned Lamb. "Shall we go hunting?" one of them proposed. The other followed.

Jenny and Riley were discovered for being the notorious Supervillains Blood Line and Golden Soul. The two became fugitives after killing their nemesis Razor Wing and being caught red handed, literally. They're on the run, but what happens when old friends make new occupations?

Jenny is a supervillain named BloodLine. She's in high school, and she has three best friends, Emma, Andrew, and Ben. The issue, however, is that her arch nemesis, Razor Wing, is one of them. Book 1