Mathew and Alfred Jones are the sons of the richest noble family in London. When noble family's start being killed, Alfred hires guards. The irony of the guards is too much to take in. Will they find the killer before the killer finds them?

Hello, my name is Matthew Williams, and I'm an alcoholic. Matthew Williams is a 21 year old alcoholic. In this story you're going to hear his story on how he came to be. The struggles he's lived with, and all the people he's come to meet. All characters and rights belong to Hidekaz Himaruya.

CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN.

America and Canada (somehow) persuade England and France to join them on a road trip! How will this go? Read on to find out! :P If you squint, you might find some UsUk or maybe even Franada, but I'm not sure if I'll imply these XD