Im bored... So I decided to write this... So if you wanna read you can :), and if not then dont meanie... :( ••••••I'm an interesting girl. Whether that's a good or bad thing is up to you!••••• This is gunna be like a journal... BUT COOLER BECAUSE IM IN IT!!! ;D Its also gunna be veryyyy RANDOM!! ;D AND I SWEAR EVERYTHING IN HERE IS COPYRIGHTED BY ME, COMPLETELY TRUE AND JUST ALITTLE BIT KINDA SORTA TOTALLY EXAGGERATED! :3 *****PLEASE, if my awesomeness ever disables or blinds you in anyway.. STOP READING! I will not be held accountable for your lack of tolerance to incredible-ness; I realize such things must be recieved in small doses. So do NOT do anything you cannot handle.. Also not all of the things I do or say are... "sane"... Nor are my friends. I have dumb/ditzy blonde friends, weird random sexual friends, hotheaded uptight nerdy friends, carefree mofos... As I stated in my bio, I am a social cat so I know ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE!!! Anywho you have been warned... Enjoy! Or don't... O.0

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!