welcome to the (i think) first danfic that includes all genders ! come in, remove your shoes, let dobby and kreacher assist you to your seat, and enjoy yourself reading this fanfic of danisnotonfire ! - hi please stop reading this fic honestly it's cringy and i hate it!!!! but thanks for making me rank 73 on (she) fics!!!!!

Remember that time, where Tim, that rather questionable guy, who clung to you after meeting him at your fourth cousins sisters baby shower, and now he's discussing his recent cats birth? Yeah, and how you just wanted take a shovel casually to his face? WELL HAVE NO FEAR, this new book is here. With our easy to follow tips, even you can be loser people free!

"And I don't believe love's for me, so won't you come around and prove me wrong."

Lol texts that I came up with! :)

***GirlXGirl Romance*** Living in New York you learn to keep up with the quick pace of the city, myself included. I was never the one to stop and smell the roses, but that was until I met her on that dull September afternoon. Her eyes were light and dark at the same time, as if a devil and an angel lived inside of her. Time itself had stopped, and since that day everything had changed, ever since I had crossed paths with Drew Wilder.

Moist

This is my life story from the few years I've been alive. May get emotional. I hope you enjoy!