YOU WANNA FIGHT? FIGHT ME! Or we could have a cup of tea and a biscuit if you prefer. Ever found it hard to get to grips with how to put together a fight scene, or a battle sequence? This guide runs you through the basics, talks about different styles of fighting and weaponry, how to put together fight scenes, plan out battles, and talks about how you include Fantasy or Magical elements as well as the various Dos and Don'ts of writing Action. Now with added flamingos... are we sure that it's spelled like that? There's an aardvark with an Uzi somewhere too.

Irony {noun} - a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result. Khloe Matthews had never really considered how ironic her life was until she died. At parties, the head cheerleader would do something BIG to get revenge. If this meant spreading secrets and telling lies then she would do it. How ironic is it that Khloe used parties as a way of ending her peers' social lives and in turn someone used her own end of summer party to end her life? The sad thing is that Khloe didn't even really see it coming, but as she recounts her story, it becomes increasingly obvious that her so called 'friends' did. Now her friends will have to learn that just because the bitch is dead, it doesn't mean she's gone. Who said you had to be alive to get revenge? graphic by @obsessedhumor- [highest ranking = #1 in mystery & thriller {29/12/15}] All Rights Reserved Copyright © longtimegone Steal my work-face my wrath.

Joker and Harley's classic love story takes on a modernized origin, with twists and turns ultimately leading to a deranged, power hungry, fucked up romance.

poetry by a person that's afraid of people. 12/23/15- #1 in poetry

What if you could write a letter to, love, death or time? What would you say? I was asked to write a letter to Love and this is what I had to say. I encourage you all to do the same, go to Wattpad's Romance profile and share your stories using the #CollateralBeauty Collateral Beauty is in theatres December 16, 2016.

*Highest Ranking: #26 in Science Fiction!* Being a freak is an understatement when you're a seventeen-year-old who can read minds. Mia Parker thought her life was anything less than normal, which in reality that was true. When Brayden Gray shows up at her high school, Mia is drawn to the mysterious new boy who is more like her than she imagined. Upon Brayden's arrival, things start to become dangerous for Mia and Brayden. Will they be able to conquer the challenging dangers together? Or will one of them give up under the pressure...?

Mistah J cradled me in his arms, "I missed you." He mumbles. "Me too Puddin." He gets closer to my face...

Dr.Harleen Quinzel is a respected doctor at Arkham Asylum, well known for her intelligence and kind personality but much like everybody else in Gotham she has her secrets. When given the opportunity to 'fix' the joker she cannot help but intervene....however with her already on the brink of madness could this push her over the edge? I do not own any of Dc comics and most of these characters belong to them (more of my own will Join the story later on!)

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Gemma Royce was notoriously known as Auburndale High's gossip girl. After dying from a freak accident at a summer camp, she never thought that she would ever land in hell. Going back to Earth was definitely a no-go, and Heaven is not easy to get into, unless she agrees to sign a certain contract. Gemma is sent back to Earth after making a deal with the Lord of the underworld. Being an angel of death has its perks. Gemma thinks she's fated to be a grim reaper. After all, her initials were a dead giveaway. It wasn't too bad until she meets her long time archenemy, Gabriel Cross. Reaping just got a little interesting. 05.04.15