Part short story, part children's book parody, "Doris Bears with Tragedy" is a masterpiece in which everyone's favorite college freshman Doris encounters a tough situation regarding her true love. - (you can read either the prose or poem version first; they tell the same story, but in different ways, and thus are independent of each other.) (but i will say, the short story came first. the children's book parody version came after. both have a special place in my heart.) (please do not take me seriously.) (i will stop with the parentheses.) enjoy!

"I'm going to need a yam, 2 cans of vegan lemur frosting, 3 tubs of Garbanzo beans, half a pickled horn-melon, sun-dried Argentinian cactus testicles, and a dead body, but before anything else, I need milk." This was Bob's first and only request when he came knocking on Carol Welby's door. - Do you like comedy? Rollercoasters? MILK? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this story may be for you. If you did not answer yes to any of these questions, please read anyway. If you are lactose intolerant, I am sorry. Don't worry, though. Cornelius understands.

Jules is a dork. Jules knows this. Ella is beautiful. Jules knows this. - "Table for Two" is a short play/script/love-story of two young adults. The story follows Jules, her close friend River, the beautiful waitress Ella, and a special coffee mug. Feel free to act it out! Have fun with it. It's punny. It's cutesy. It's coffee. If you want to record yourself acting it out with your friends (or yourself, i won't judge; i too am socially awkward), go ahead! If you want to post the video, or any media based on or inspired by this play, that's totally cool. In fact, it's awesome! Please just message me beforehand. enjoy! :)

Sometimes we need a better way to get our deepest, strongest messages out there. Who doesn't remember a good rhyme? (That's a rhetorical question, and besides, I can't hear you). This is a little collection of poems that I'm hoping you will remember (and maybe even understand!). I hope it will only grow in the future and get better and better by each line.

"We didn't know it would be our last sunset at the lake. We hadn't the slightest clue. We didn't think the wall we had built around ourselves would crumble down in an avalanche of bricks and take away our air. We didn't think they would find us here. We didn't think they would care so much to look. I didn't think I would see the person who had my heart disappear, be dragged away, along with all of the love I had ever had the capacity to hold." ~~~~~ Sarcelle Corail's been broken before. Struggling alone with mental illness, she went through most of her youth bottling everything up in herself. Then someone came along and brought her happiness again. And then she was stolen. No one knows what exactly happened that night in their secret spot in the woods. All Sarcelle knows is, that night, they were attacked because someone had figured out some of the secrets they had finally become comfortable with together. And now she is broken again... only this time, the one person who could help her hold all her pieces together is the one piece gone missing.