"you're from where? and you can do what?" (lowercase intended)

ayye guys here are a bunch of phan oneshots I've written. mostly because I'm bored and Dan and Phil are pretty cool. -x- hey so i'm not really a fan of d+p anymore, so i'm never gonna write anymore oneshots. that's why it's marked as completed. sorry 4 disappoint

The year is 2096. The earth has seen two more world wars since 2016. The last war that destroyed a quarter of Canada and half of Japan, was enough to make the government enforce strict actions. Countries are now split, no communication at all between them. Humans now live in conglomerations of small pods stacked upon each other. Each person has their own space, but they're all confined to being underground. Half of the people living inside the pods have never seen natural sunlight. Birth rates are violently controlled due to the lack of space and pods constantly having to be built. Couples are allowed, but physical contact reaching past anything more than a hug is forbidden. Sex is strictly banned unless it is agreed by contract or an operation is done to assure a baby cannot be created. It's a tough life. It's a boring life. And it's a lonely one too. A life underground simply isn't good enough for some and sooner or later, you have to leave the shadows.

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)

everything you need to know about d-hizzle and p-lizzle highest rank: #1 in random cover by: @pornhubjoseph

i was sinking, and i couldn't swim. {phan au} highest ranking - #10 in danandphil

Summary: they have the sex :3

i mean idk i just really ship Peterick so i write shitty one shots about them falling in love and stuff cover credit goes to the artist

"Promise me that you'll always love me, josh." He hooked his pinky with mine and smiled, "I pinky promise." (lowercase intended)