Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

"Red, blue, green, yellow, pink, orange, purple, red, blue, green, yellow, pink, orange, purple.... " I spoke softly as I looked around the plant filled room scents fused with colours fusing with meanings... The only thing keeping me sane.... The flowers it was the flowers... They spoke to me in a way no one has before I tell there meanings they tell me what to do... We are friends... My only friends... The flowers... ----------------- Hello so this is my first non fan fiction book and I hope it goes well I don't really know but I mean we'll see I guess... Read if you like this book will contain boy x boy and maybe maybe some smut who knows but if you don't like that then don't read... Just saying this book may be confusing to follow sometimes it is kind of a random book... Let's just say you need your imagination...

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

SOME FUCKED UP SHOT IS HAPPENING IN THIS CRACK SO IF UR NOT 18 (Jk) THEN GO AHEAD AND READ THIS ART! (Sorry for the crazy shit i been saying 😂) (Theme song: Alone by allan walker)

❝i've never experienced such happiness due to a person that doesn't exist.❞ [ #2 in random on 10/3/17 ] [ completed on 3/8/17 , thank you for 1 million ♡ ]

Ever since I could remember, I've had a strange tattoo. I could hide it. Self control is everything. No one would ever know. Everything was going great. Until I couldn't hold it back any longer. It started to come out and show. After all . . . everything good must come to an end. A world with magic and monsters. A world with beauty and danger. Kill or be killed. If you're lucky, train to kill demons in the academy for your whole life. Earning money and building your reputation. That's what it has been like for Alina. The only life Alina has ever known. But she had a good life. Even with little family, she is kind, and in an odd way, comforting . . . but only to her few friends. To others, she was a dangerous, mean, cold person. And she is. She is one of the top students at the academy. Yes, she is feared by. Yes, she is a little lonely. No, she didn't like to kill. But a side of her did. A side that loved the smell of blood, the rush of adrenaline, how fragile everything actually was. How everything had a devil and angel. She was born with that destiny. Alina had no choice. Maybe, she should just embrace it. Unless, somehow, she can change it. But how can one change destiny? Especially if Destiny herself has had her eye on Alina for some time now. Destiny is, after all, . . . unchangeable. Isn't it?

Hey potterheads! In this book, you'll see: #1 facts #2 movie's mistakes #3 deleted scenes, behind the scenes, and movie's scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛ --- [Book 2]

This is a compilation of my favourite books on wattpad. If you are looking for something to read, I hope this can give you a new story to indulge in.