Donut is throwing a party. It's going to be the best party ever. Unfortunately, his friends are distracting him by being hopelessly in love and not admitting it. Something must be done! Author: EllBoots ATTENTION PEOPLE: This is NOT my work. I just want to be able to read this offline so I am putting it on here. I originally got this off of Archive of Our Own. This is the link: http://archiveofourown.org/chapters/4217262?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_27233330 So if anyone says that this is my work, they are wrong.

The second season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of the Blood Gulch Chronicles, written for reading pleasure on WattPad. When a mild-mannered medical officer find himself deployed to the most worthless stretch of land in the entire galaxy, the last thing he expects to find are his first patients dead, a poltergeist haunting a robot, a 200-ton tank in the center of a love triangle, and an evil strain of artificial intelligence attempting to enslave all of humanity.