Imagine the Bat Family being like any other family in the real world! Sadly I don't own the characters. Enjoy!

I swear me and my family text the crazyest things. . .

What if Dick had never learned English before he came to America and his parents were killed? What would happen if the Young Justice team walked in to training, only to see a small boy performing amazing acrobatics? Batman finally takes in a protégé, but one small issue. He's traumatized, shy, and only speaks Romanian.

A random selection of Bat Family stories prompted by my imagination, prompts, other peoples stories and suggestions! **As of September 2025...I've returned!**