History Humor
Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.
"Go away." I murmured. "What was that?" he mocked. Staring deep into my eyes, he took another step closer. "W-what are you doing?" I stuttered, I was trapped while he knew his every step. "Can you please just put on a shirt?" "Do you really want me to?" he smirked. "Uh-I.." I couldn't think straight, he closed the g...
A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...
16 year old Eva Dolan is your average high school sudent, but will that stay the same when her older brothers Ethan and Grayson leave for LA Start date:13 November✌️
"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. ...
Maria and Vicky are twins moving to LA to follow their dreams. But soon they meet their biggest star Ethan Dolan And Grayson Dolan
What happens when kian and jc are your dads? Is it a dream come true or a nightmare? finished
Alyssa Layner was ready for the summer and turning 18 finally, but will she have her perfect life after high school she always wanted after being kidnapped? Lets find out !
THIS BOOK IS 6 YEARS OLD. IM KEEPING IT UP FOR MEMORIES. PLEASE DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING GOOD OUT OF THIS LMAO. Bethany is two years old she has been in a orphanage for one year cause her dad abused her ever since then she is scared of men and boys she had a friend named Ashley who's 5! Although her roommates 15 and like...
What happens to London when she finds her boyfriend sleeping with someone in the bed that she has to sleep in every night, and has nowhere else to live? Does she leave to go back to her abusive family back in San Antonio, or will she find love with someone else under the same roof?
"If you really think I'm revolting or a complete asshole, then why don't you quit? Huh? C'mon tell me, Princess," Calum questioned, towering over me with a smirk that was constantly toying at his lips. I knew I would regret my answer later. But in that moment, with Calum's specific scent of mint and an undertone of c...
Being stuck with Shawn Mendes on tour doesn't sound that bad right?
Abby, a 14 year old girl who has lived in a orphanage of 10 years is losing hope on being adopted. The owners of the orphanage are abusive. After being beaten Abby decides to run away, that is until she bumps into a man named Jack Gilinsky.
(BEFORE READING GRAMMAR WILL BE FIXED SOON AS POSSIBLE) Sophie was an original 13 year old girl when her parents send her to boarding school. She meets a boy that's right for her, Nice eyes and everything. His name is Jacob Will they become Friends? Or more then Friends?
Sabrina seems to be a normal teenage girl, though she has a darker side that she tends to keep secret. A dark side that was created because of her two best friends, Jacob Sartorius and Gabrielle Star, who turned against her. Read this story to follow along with this small town girl raised in Reston, Virginia to see ho...
Emily Dallas, Cameron Dallas's little sister, and Jacob Sartorius. Both very famous. They meet. Fall in love. Just read the story it's more intresting than the bio
When Laura is adopted from her orphanage, she would've never thought it would've been Jacksepticeye and Markiplier, two of the biggest youtubers on YouTube. But Laura has to keep a big secret, and if anyone finds out, the ship 'septiplier' will be revealed......... WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE Copyright// ©bubbl...
They say you don't know what you have until it's gone, but I don't believe that. I believe we know what we have; we just never thought we would lose it. Blake Bradley, is not the normal child. She's been locked away, and isolated from society her entire life. She doesn't know anything other than the lie, that all par...
The girl who seemed unbreakable, broke. The girl who always laughed, cried. The girl that never stopped trying, finally gave up. She dropped her fake smile as a tear rolled down her cheek, and she whispered to herself "I can't do this anymore." Amber lived a happy life. Everything was perfectly fine, until the world c...
it is three years later. Maggie is 13 now. She is still super smart. She still has some of her classes with Hayes. Luke still bullies her. Nash and Cameron still are her adoptive parents. They love her and she loves them. Maggie loves all of the guys. Especially Hayes and Bryce. Hayes and Bryce at still like her broth...
Maggie is 10 years old. She is abused by her parents. It is terrible it makes her scared of everything. She is bullied by a boy 6 times her age. She is shy and that is why she is bullied. Maggie doesn't have a family. Her parents tell her she isn't family and just trash. but what happens when a certain somebody helps...
Okay so I did make one of these but I didn't know a good plot but I have a great plot the is based off of @Jakseptic's "Fake" so enjoy! •
[ "No FUCK OFF MICHAEL. She's mine." "She's your fucking sister calum for fuck sake what is with you" "Yeah.. Er i mean i have my duties as her stepbrother to take care of" ] I thought it meant something different •••
Camila and Lauren were force to marry each other for different reasons: 1.) Lauren to get her inheritance to pay debts and 2.) Camila to support her family's needs. But they need a baby to get both what they want. So they made a deal. A deal including a baby and a divorce. But not surprisingly, they will fall for each...
Jack is shown to be a player, but that just isn't the truth. The real player is his brother, Conor. Jack has one girl on his mind all the time but what happens when Conor finds out and decides to mess with them? Find out in I'm Not Who You Think I Am Started - July 5th 2016 Completed - April 8th 2017 © Copyrighted by...
"This is so wrong" "But I love you" Confessions Love Drama What will happen when young Rosie is adopted by her favourite boy band? Starting a new school isn't always bad Fans who hate on you because you love with their idols always get in the way "Were taking you back" is all she expected to hear and when she heard i...
Eden, age 13. Orphan in the city of LA. She has a bump in her past she doesn't dare to talk about. Her life isn't so fun at the orphanage either. Bullies constantly try to bring her down. Until one day, a man by the name of Mark adopts her. Finally taking her away from that life and sending her to a new one that would...
Kasey is in 8th grade, age 14, her parents and twin sister died when she was 7 in a car crash, Kasey was found the only one alive, and with two broken legs, as both her parents were both only children and her grandparents gone, she was taken to an orphanage in LA. 7 years later she gets adopted by... Markiplier?! ...