oh my god this book is so weird and cringey I'm! not! like! this! anymore! if you know me irl please don't judge me, I was in a phase and alone ~ ahahahahahahaha i'm going to hell ~trigger warning~ don't click on this if you're innocent

this is a true masterpiece js pls don't jack off to it tho it was a joke

since my friend, anna, loves chicken nuggets so much im writing her a story uR WELCOME ANNA ILYT

Bob Duncan is breaking into homes for one reason, and he needs to be stopped.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

When emo freak called gurtrude gets adopted by a strange man named oli sykes her life gets turened upside down WANING SMUT AHEAD