Phil gets bullied. Oneday, after his unusually rough beating, he meets Dan. They soon develop a friendship, stronger than anything, which soon turns to love. But when Phil is left to decide on who he truly loves, will he go with Dan, or someone from the past?

He darkened his hair with the gloves that came with the kit. Running his destructive fingers over his head. How could he be so reckless? Shaking his head as if for a split second he thought that would rid the terrifying thoughts that swam through it. Maybe the dye will kill his thoughts? If only it were that easy. Defeated Phil Lester runs from his past life hoping to find a peaceful new beginning. He is greeted by a quaint coffee shop nestled in the middle of a quiet town constantly plagued by rain. Soon he sets his eye on Dan Howell a young boy with an appetite for poetry and a hand for art. The fire in his eyes is unmistakable and Phil just hopes his blue sea will not drown the flames.

An AU of sorts. Where hunter's have communities, and arrange marriages for their young. Y/N is from the Northwest region, arranged to marry Dean, from the midwest region.

After a horrible relationship turns young millionaire Dan Howell off boys forever, he has no choice but to turn to machines for companionship. But once his PL-34071- or "Phil" as he is known- shows signs of free will, Dan realises he may have bought more than just a robot.

Dan and Phil getting milky ;)

"Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." The preachers words rang throughout the church and a series of "Amens!" chorused from the crowd. Dan looked down at his own bible, highlighting the words with a blue sharpie. "A man, who favors another man, is a sinner! For by choice, is he gay." Next to the passage in the holy text, he wrote 'choice'.

When you turn 16 you automatically get your soulmate's name tattooed onto your wrist, with no way of removing it or even changing whom your soulmate is; you just deal with it. For Dan, he happens to get his best mates name imprinted on his wrist. His best mate -Phil - being (supposedly) straight, has yet to receive a soul mate. When he does, it's not Dan's name that he gets - it's someone else's.

"You must love a princess, Daniel!" My mother shouted. The entire room went uncomfortably silent for what seemed like hours. "But what if I love a prince instead?" //To clarify, this is set in the past. I imagine somewhere between 1500's and 1700's. //ALSO, history nerds, don't come for me if something is historically inaccurate. The only history class I have ever payed attention in was my western civilization college course that I took the summer after 10th grade.

[pastel dan/punk phil] dan howell; an internet sensation, blogger and self proclaimed 'pastel prince'. phil Lester; the mastermind behind the city, technical crime-lord and overall coffee indulger. their paths never were supposed to cross, but sometimes paths are never certain. pastel prince// pastel dan + punk phil//2016 [highest ranking: #20 in detective]

''why didn't you just let me go... ...you sound like you expected me to,, Dan, a Neko, can't stand being alone anymore. He wants to die. It was the only way to fix his problems. He doesn't realise that a friend is really all you need...unless he wants to have more than a friend.