His name is Krystle, and he lives with his uncle and two loving cousins when his parents die from the Single-Celled killer. It's a nasty parasite in unfiltered water that eats away at the brain. However, when he moved with his uncle at a young age, he didn't know his uncle. Never met him. Until the day he left, and he soon finds out what a true monster is. He has a horrible past, and an awaiting future. Along the way, he meets Trent: a kind-spirited but fierce, stubborn, and opened boy. Who also happens to be gay. How does he take it when Trent tells him? And on their wild adventure, does Krystle decide to tell Trent a secret he has kept forever locked away in his mind? A secret that could kill? What will these two boys face? Only time will tell...

(A Parody of The Hunger Games) What if Katniss Everdeen isn't a strong and skillful survivor? What if she's just an annoying and clumsy fool? 16-year-old Catpiss Everdeen was forced to volunteer for her spoiled sister, Pimm in the 74th annual Hunger Games but will her stupidness cause everything to slip out of the Capitol's control? Or will it only bring more humiliation to District 12? (WARNING: Contains quite an amount of profanity and unrealistic violence that makes no frickin' sense… If you're a pervert, there's nothing good to read here.) Rated R for Ridiculous… ;)