TOP TEN REASONS WHY I WANNA DATE DECLAN MENDOZA: 1. He's got the WORST tardiness excuse: 'I got trapped in the lil' boys' room.' 2. His guitar gently weeps. 3. He named his puppy after me. 4. Unlike Marvis the science dude, he does not sleep next to Cubee, the robotics club bot. 5. He can write a thousand-word report. HE KNOWS A THOUSAND WORDS! 6. He managed to learn 500 years of Philippined history before the third period. AWESOME! 7. He beat me to the presidency. 8. His gym socks don't match. But they don't smell either. 9. He scored 9/10 on the sewing test rubric. THE GUY CAN SEW! 10. He does not apply deodorant OVER his shirt. Facebook: Merceline Cinco updated her status. 1 min.