Oneshot smut.

Katherina Whitlock had finally let go of her guilty crush on her sister's fiance, only for him to waltz right back into her life. With the sudden and mysterious attack on Vulcan, and her friends acting distant, Kathy must get a grip over her feelings. When shocking secrets are revealed, the hybrid can't help but think, were her feelings for the Vulcan more than just a crush? Follow Katherina through her journey, as she desperately tries to douse the rekindled flame within her.

Spock oc story. Need I say more?! It's Katherina Whitlock's 1st year at Star Fleet Academy, the prestigious university for aspiring minds. Secrets will be revealed, friends will be made, and Kathy will find love on the way, in a way she did not expect. Will the walls she built around her stay strong, all will they come tumbling down? I'm horrible at summaries, and this is my first proper story, so please bare with me!

"Maybe it's time we stopped trying to stay away from each other," I said, surprising myself with my confidence. A tiny smirk of a smile skittered across his top lip, and before he could say anything in response, I stood on my tiptoes and crushed my lips to his. ****************************** Spock is a Vulcan, he abhors all emotional responses. Alex is completely different, and everything Spock doesn't want. She's crude, messy, unorganised and has a laugh like a drunken hyena. Spock dislikes her from the offset, but as they get closer together, can the two of them prove that opposites really do attract? Rated for swearing (SERIOUSLY I SWEAR A LOT IN MY WRITING BE W A R N Ed) and a few sexual situations (one of the chapters nearer the end is for 18+ only, you'll know when you get to it) ************************* A Slow-Burn Spock OC romance with oodles of sass and tension, read the first chapter and see what you think... Reveiws (from ff.net) 'This is so adorable, I genuinely had to stop reading a few times to fangirl. Please continue soon, this was amazing to read and I aspire to be as good a writer as you. Also everyone should read this, it's cracking.' 'I don't usually review but I feel this fanfic deserves it as it captures the characters amazingly, the writing is witty and spectacular, the story is awesome and I am always left wanting more, thank you for providing this fanfic, it's amazing. Also I look forward to more sass between Spock and Birchwood.'

You were raised on Earth like a normal child. But for some reason you have psychic powers and very odd styled ears. When you finally decides to go off on your own, your parents tell you that you were actually adopted. Your parents saved her from kidnappers who killed your real parents. After hearing this you decides you wants to help others and prevent the same fate. So you sign up for the Starfleet academy and a year after training, get assigned to accompany the USS Enterprise as a starting Science Officer. The crew welcomes you with open arms but with your luck they get stranded on a hostile planet with whom the Starfleet have no peace treaty with. You experience the struggle with the rest of the crew but also seemingly enjoys the new adventures and dangers. -This story is based on the Alternate Reality Timeline (aka the new rebooted movies starting in 2009, with Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto)

These are just some dumb moments in books I've picked up. This 'book' includes dumb moments from fan fictions, school cliché's, super natural people and many more. Warning: Book contains swearing and inappropriateness