A/N: Hi there guys! I decided to make a fan-fiction about the guy every girl who plays Skyrim wants but can't have. :( If you love Brynjolf then this story is totally for you! Hope you enjoy!

Cicero, insane Jester and The Keeper of The Night Mother. (Y/N) the Dragonborn of legend and The Listener of The Dark Brotherhood. They do say love happens in the strangest of places, and now, to the strangest of people.