*This entire story is a work of fiction. No people or events that occur are based on any real life cases. June 18, 2016, 12:14 a.m. Boy, did things go downhill from there. Behold, the struggles of a twenty-first century mermaid. Dodging every little drop of water and keeping away from those who spit when they talk. I'm Jewel Citrina and this is my life.

You just arrived at your new apartment in L.A. and are waiting for your favorite YouTuber, Markiplier, to upload, but when his videos are late and you hear a crash from next door, you never would have guessed who you're living next to... Romance is blooming, but it isn't all tiny boxes and rainbows. The Internet is a VERY unforgiving place. Especially for a Girliplier...