Dummy: 1.) lacking intelligence or good judgement; stupid; dull-witted ----Calum is dummy for falling love. 2.) australian slang for a baby's pacifier ----Ashton uses a dummy for Calum's baby girl. © copyright to tinybirdfriend 2015-2018

calum and ashton are neighbors. who secretly have a sexually relationship. no one at school knows until one of them start to catch a serious bug called 'feelings' fem!cal bottom!cal top!ashton

"Are you in love with Ashton?" "Sometimes. We have a love-hate agreement." Or the one where Ashton is sort of afraid of submissiveness and Calum just wants him to stay for like 2 seconds.

Calum lands himself in prison Ashton is the warden's son The perfect example of the good and the bad. When Ashton goes down to the prison to explore the cells he stumbles across an inmate not quite like the others

in which ashton lives above a baby daddy

"Do we have any rules, Cal?" "Just don't fall in love, Ash." © copyright - all rights reserved -lhemmingsdaily

Chats between two boys during midnight. © 2014-2015, Hayley (lovelylittlelashton), All Rights Reserved

“who the heck are you?!” “the best thing to ever happen to you.” “shut up michael, we’re your fairy godparents.” Or, a cashton fairly oddparents au in which calum needs some serious help, and michael and luke are exactly what he needs. maybe. [lowercase intended] [side muke]

"If I didn't want to be with you, if I didn't... love you, I would not offer this." // Michael's world is tipped upside down when Luke takes a sudden interest in him, whilst Calum's seems to be falling apart right in front of him and Ashton doesn't know how to keep it together for his friends. (Story formally named AVALANCHE)

"You're a dude?" "I am." "Sweet, more unnecessary testosterone in this tour bus for the next two months." or Where Ashton is the lead singer of Calum's favorite band and the raven haired boy won a contest to go on tour with them.