Just as I'm about to jump, I hear a familiar voice behind me. "Don't do it!" Too late. "Please! Please, Dan, stay!"

A smol journal thing.

heyy ~dannyhowell why are you texting me? ~phillylester why are you texting me back? ~dannyhowell

Dan and Phil are now engaged and living a happy, simple life as married successful YouTubers. Nothing could possibly go wrong, right? TRIGGER WARNING BTW