Edit: Old username will not be changed from the book. This is my first one-shots book. Please feel free to suggest anything! Yes... even lemons! I'll try to update often! Only x readers please! I'll make another book soon about non x readers if it helps. I don't own the Eddsworld Characters. Highest Rank: #94 in Fanfiction Completed on June 28, 2017

Hanahaki Disease AU: Tom doesn't try. He doesn't want to. This is because no matter what he does, he knows he'll always end up in last place. It's no big deal, it's not like anything he does is a life or death situation. But it kind of is. This story is brought you to by: Flowers in lungs, a ginger wingman with a story, and a whole lot of trying and giving up. "Forget everything and just look him in the eyes and tell him he has a good sense of smell." [Cover art by: ME! (*'ω')]

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

Read it, and figure out what happens. (Cover made by a special someone) (Tom is 8, tord is 10. Have funnnn)

The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselves up in power. Although the Red Leader seems to want to win their land more than anything else. Nothing will get in his way. But! There is hope... The hope coming in a form of three men, friends in fact. They've been on so many crazy adventures and survived. They formed the Rebellion that helps England separately from the Government. They were so great that not even the Red Army could find their Main Base. Red Leader all the while starts thinking, more like remembering a certain Blue Hoodie wearing man. He has been thinking about him for a long time since 'the end'. So he decides to make a deal with England's government. XXX Eddsworld does not belong to me, but to the amazing creator Edward Gould. Thank you so much and bless your soul. Ship: Tomtord and Eddmatt(?)

Trans! Tord Tord is Trans. This is just AU. I just wanna do, Nothing bad. Mostly fluff..Alot. I don't like hate or critism. Warning: A little bit Transphobic Cursing Also, Shit chapters. Cringe at me books yall. I did fuckin mofo here..

This is gonna be a mostly fluffy collection of tomtord oneshots. If you Have any prompts or a request for what kinda of oneshots I should write let me know in the comments!

guess

Imagine Tord hitting his head a little to hard on the fall down from the top Imagine his heart falling on whom he thought he hated Imagine what he'd do for them

I update when I feel like >:o Yes, There is smut, you sinners. Fake last names out of respect: Thomas Lawrence Tord Johansen Edd Bennett Matt Lawson Pau Anderson Pat Sanders Also, there's no height canons. I just go with whatever fits the theme