The syllables about to pass my lips and collide into the cool morning air. Words that could've changed our situation, the words I should have said.

This book is a compilation of narratives and mainly descriptives that I wrote as practice work for my IGCSE First Language English course. They are mostly unreviewed and I do not claim that they will achieve top band marks. However, it will be helpful in understanding the basic format I followed to produce stories and descriptions. Leave any requests in comments or contact me and I'll do my best to answer.

One of my favorite things to do in my free time is take pictures. So... Yeah. :) Enjoy my photography (even if it's not that great- I know.) They are all mine, unless I say otherwise. If you want to use them for something, PM me. (Please don't take them without my permission.) Cover by: me

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

That step from death to life. That step from earthly hell to living hope. How does that happen? Deriving from my own step - a tale of a girl who has no hope. **Featured wattpad story (June 19th, 2015)**

Destiny? What is destiny? Some says that destiny is written in every lines of our palm, some believes that destiny is meant to happen, others too believe that its God's greatest ideas for our lives. Its something very marvelous but for Rinoa Angelwings, it is something she tries to avoid.

Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

A poem about knowing who your true friends are.

(Now being rewritten as Milkshakes And Big Breaks) Sometimes, chasing your dreams can take you far away. In this case, Bridgit Thompson is already on her way out of this galaxy. She's ready to do anything in this whole world to be a popular, well known writer. One fateful day, she gets locked in the school library along with four other students. These students, however, share the same dream of wanting to be popular. When the five of them start receiving mysterious messages with clues that can help them reach their goals, everything changes drastically. They just have to follow the rules: as soon as they solve the clues, as soon as they'll be popular. An aspiring writer, a dream actor, an electronics freak, a makeup junkie, and a future singer doing the most stupid and dangerous things so they can be popular. Sounds like a perfect plan...for idiots, of course. Note: I am NOT a professional writer, but I try to correct my mistakes. I do NOT own the cover photo. I edited it, but it wasn't taken by me.

The highly anticipated follow-up to the ⋕1 Wattpad hit DEAD IN BED is here. Bailey's and Ashley's sagas continue in the heart-wrenching finale to Adrian Birch's totally unique meta novel. ----------------------------------------------- Haven't read Book 1 yet? Check it out here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/25536264-dead-in-bed-by-bailey-simms-book-1 You've never, ever read a book like this. When a sexually-transmitted plague breaks out in Ashley Young's small town, leaving its victims with a bizarrely amplified libido, everything about her life changes. DEAD IN BED is partly a suspense thriller with a strikingly unique story, partly a page-turning mystery about a disease that makes people hopelessly crave sexual contact, and partly a neo-western adventure in the American heartland. For readers who can handle a smart, controversial female protagonist who's willing to do anything -- no matter how difficult or morally questionable -- in order to survive, the series pulls them in like an unshakeable addiction. . . . Bailey Simms, teen author of DEAD IN BED, is stuck at home with a rare medical condition. Writing is her only escape, so she's determined to keep her salacious series hidden from her strict father. Soon an older boy starts to secretly help her, and Bailey finds new opportunities for freedom she's never had. But as DEAD IN BED grows in popularity, and Bailey's fans start to clamor for the sequel, she learns that being a successful Wattpad author may come with a terrifyingly dangerous price.