I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction. I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DEVIL SPAWN. I have looked through your window while you read this stuff (say is my description. Go hit that follow button with the bible why dontcha') and I am not impressed. That's why I leave comments on this 'smut' you read to make sure you don't go as far as the level 'you unholy shits turn back now or you go to hell'. So fear not. Read my guide book and embark on your journey to a more holy life style. (496in Fan Fiction)

Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)

Beverly Summers is a wild 16 year old girl and does the drugs and she is out of control! what happens when her mum is sick of her behaviour and puts her up for adoption to her idol??? Find out!! "Well written and probably better than Shakespeare." -New York Times

Cake.

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Filthy Frank's Chin Chin X Reader!

They meet each other and they love each other

Its Swipper swiping her shit

So one day I was watching Dora... I mean I was babysitting and the baby wanted to watch Dora. While watching this show, I realized some shit. Read bout that shit >>>

Title says it all. Caillou doesn't deserve love, nor free will. Find out what happens to Caillou when he goes out and does as he pleases in this educational cautionary tale. TRIGGER WARNINGS Abusive parents Awful obscure ironic memes that haven't been relevant in months (I never read this on FFF cuz it's awful tbh fampai smh)