"𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦?" "𝘯𝘰, 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘪'𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶." -- serial killer! au started : 15/02/2019 ended:

"welcome to the abandoned diner of broken hearts and cheap money. i will be your waiter for this evening and i can offer you a fine selection of rotten food and shitty vinyl music." ⤷ in which a rich jeongguk likes to eat cheap food, and taehyung is just a horrible waiter.

"ᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ɪs ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴀʀᴅᴀsʜɪᴀɴs... ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴀʀᴅᴀsʜɪᴀɴs ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴛʀᴜɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ." | in which the exo members attempt to raise their respective families in modern times |

"ɪ'ᴅ ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ᴀ ᴄʜᴏɢɪᴡᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ" || in which the kids of EXO communicate via group chat || lower case intended

"ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ" || In which EXO communicates via Group Chat.