where a virgin named jane gets pregnant

KJV (King James Version) I realize that some people have never had the chance to read the Holy Bible, which is the greatest tragedy I can imagine. This is practically a guide to life in the palm of your hands. It offers you strength, hope, and many lessons. The Holy Bible is about faith, love, trust. It's going to make you laugh, and cry. The book of Revelations is like SciFi. The Bible has everything you just have to read it.

Thus is how earth was created. This bible is written be primrose styles and myself because we're ratchet ass mothafukers like that. And we're not okay. Warning: complete ratchetness. p.s. this is only for fun.

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!