I got the idea from "Little Red Riding Kyle" and yeah so this is my spoof book

(BOOK ONE OF A MELANIE MARTINEZ THEMED SERIES) 'Everybody, thinks that we're perfect. Please don't let them look through the curtains...' COVER BY @TOKIMASU GIRAFFE ADDITION 🖤

Disturbia is just a lonely female super-heroine who is determined to get rid of the bad things happening in South Park and help others in need. She works alone and tries to do what she can to save those in danger, no matter what. But what happens when she comes across a few unlikely superheroes who are in complete denial of her being able to save the town of South Park? Particularly, the Coon. The Coon doesn't want her there. He thinks it's his job along with his superhero crew to defend the city. Feeling irritated yet still determined, Disturbia still can't help but feel rejected at the same time. All she's trying to do is help. She'll show them, she thought. But then suddenly, she finds herself in a mess of situations among Professor Chaos and the Coon at the same time. And then something else happens. She meets Mysterion. She finds herself interested in him for no apparent reason, but whatever's driving her wants to know more about him. And not to mention that having a schoolgirl crush on him will definitely distract her job. How is she going to prove that she can be a real superhero despite what others say? And will she and Mysterion have a rainbow-sh*tting-unicorn-fairytale together or will it all just turn out to mean nothing at all in the end?

What happens when Stan and Wendy break up, leaving Stan utterly heartless. What happens when his Super Best Friend Loves him? What happens on one fateful night at Starks pond with Stan and Kyle. One broken heart and one distant lover. Stan can't you realize Kyle had been here the whole time?

This isn't your average day in South Park, no, really this story begins with a young - under appreciated - boy named Pip Pirrup who was recently killed! Appearing down in hell was a set back but now he's living in Satan's house! Will Pip get along in his new environment or Change the very being that makes him, Pip? He's just an Angel in Hell, that needs a hero!

Craig and Tweek aren't the best of friends considering the fact that Craig bullies Tweek ever since he found out that Tweek had a crush on Kenny in the 6th grade. But what Tweek didn't know was that, that was Craig's way of being jealous and putting him off Kenny. I hope this book doesn't offend anyone, it is South Park anyways. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. ALL rights go to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I ALSO DON'T OWN THE COVER

While at a high school party, Stan gets drunk and accidentally confesses his love for Kyle.

She was finally set free. No longer would she be mistreated and neglected by her parents. She would finally have parents who loved and cared for her. Being adopted out of mistreatment with parents who are loving didn't bother her. Escaping from New Jersey to South Park, Sabrina Royce's life was dramatically changed when she arrived in the small quiet town. ++ This book is currently being rewritten, some parts of the book do not make sense as they are the rewritten parts. The whole story will be finished by May 30th. Also cover is not mine. Credits to the artist. ++