看书名就知道是搞笑的。这将会是一个超短的短文。恶搞爆笑，不喜勿喷。 2025年，小明泽（女主）不大不小，刚好25，但已经被自己的妈妈逼婚了。才刚刚从大学毕业的她根本不想结婚。才二十五，还有很多美好时光啊。只可惜，妈妈在她不知不觉之下给她安排了一次相亲。更没想到的是，相亲对象居然是... 是王俊凯吗？（是） 就不告诉你。（你已经说了） 看到最后就知道是谁了。（...就是王俊凯） *本故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，请立刻和本宝宝联系 迪

Can a natural killer learn to be human again? Regan's unique talent for murder makes her a perfect assassin. After a lethal encounter leaves her broken body washed up on a beach, she finds herself adopted by a group of teenage bodyguards. She doesn't intend to stay for long, but soon Regan finds herself faced with a choice: become a hero or stay a villain? *** The boy played with the flat brim of the cap in his hands and looked around the room. He sat back in his chair, trying to look casual, but the heel of his hi-top sneaker drummed rapidly on the concrete floor. Regan sat opposite him with her legs crossed and her hands folded on her tartan skirt. She watched him without a word and brushed a strand of blue-dyed hair behind her ear. Somehow this seemed to unsettle him more. 'Calm down,' she said. 'It's just murder.' *** Author's Note: Darkness Girl: Trickster God is represented by Louise Fury from The Bent Agency. P.S. The epic cover was made by Paul Kopetko (you can stalk him at paulkopetko.com). Enjoy!

Spies are cold and independent. Sage Winters is the top agent at the most prestigious agency (TSA) and exactly that. After her parents are killed, she takes in her two other agents, Clara and Morgan, and becomes their mission leader. Between secret missions and high school, there is no room for error. When the girls are assigned to save the world, three agents from their rival agency come with it. When they turn out to be their worst enemies, will the girls turn in their guns and quit or will they save the world? {yes, I actually read all of your comments & I love them!!} *I don't own any songs, pictures, or videos used* [hardcore editing going on]

孤儿戚百草，在为受冤取消资格的师父曲向南正名的过程中，进入松柏道馆练习，和贤武道馆的方婷宜和方廷皓，松柏道馆的若白、喻初原、胡亦枫和范晓萤等伙伴共同成长、竞争、比拼，为了友情和爱情走向段不一样的历程. 在元武道发源地岸阳，全胜道馆的曲向南十年之前在国际比赛中夺冠却因为被诬陷使用兴奋剂取消资格，从万人仰慕的冠军沦落成罪人，曲向南自此一蹶不振。然而，只有十六岁的少女戚百草，一直坚信师父曲向南是无辜的，百草6岁那年父母双亡被向南收养为徒，她相信教她为人道理的师父绝不可能做出欺诈之事，为此不愿离开向南，哪怕因此不能参加道馆的训练与比赛. 这一届的国际大赛开战在即，全胜郑馆主在道馆挑战赛前为壮大声势不惜踢事先粘好的松板造假，被百草无意发现曝光，百草被赶出全胜，好友范晓萤收留她到松柏。韩国昌海道馆金敏珠到访踢倒松柏众人并重提兴奋剂事件侮辱岸阳，百草气愤下踢倒金敏珠因此出名。曲向南跪求松柏喻馆主收下百草并嘱托百草坚持梦想。百草决心冲击元武道的巅峰，由此走上了艰难的奋斗之路.