A negative review of cool cat saves the kids

he liked to spend his time helping kids from bullies, he liked to spend his time listening to blood on the dance floor. he was considered cool, he was considered an emo freak. he ate his lunch with many friends, he ate his lunch in the bathroom, hiding from his peers. what would bring these two together? read this beautiful story of betrayal and romance to find out.

Cool cat loves all kids, but he loves one a little bit more A rueben x cool cat fan fic

Ayyy lmao what's up we boutta go all da way back to wen Maria cummed to America that's rite you lil cummie sluts and furrballs we goin back to how it all started so join me, a Mexican family, an American family, and probably Augustus from Willy Wonka in this exciting adventure!1!1!!! Please note: this story will more than likely make you cry due to its probability of making you get rid of your OTP and making you have a new one.

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Ayyyyy lmao what's up, dis is a story bout a Cool Cat that was raised by a man and a cat. Cool Cat goes on the most wildest adventure and brings us with him! So join Cool Cat, Daddy Derek, and the rest of the fam and see where their story takes you. #Daddyderekfopresident2420