"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

Yeah, look at the title. It clearly says, 'Girls only'. If any boys out there are reading this, oh well. It's not like anybody will know you are reading this right? Basically, I am going to guide you about flirting with boys and whatever. Read on. What possibly could a thirteen year old 'guide' all the other more experienced girls? (Well, okay now I'm 16 but still.) Well, like I say, Read On. And probably laugh at my unexperienced guide. But you must know, I like to watch people. From that eating a sandwich to them scratching their backside. I have sharp eyes. (Although I may need glasses) This is inspired by, 'Just Flirt' by Laura Bowers. Its a hardcopy book, you probably could find it in a library. Its awesome. Copyright © 2014 by @derangedscars All rights reserved.

Do you need help on wattpad? Or need to know something immediately? Don't worry, KEEP CALM AND FIND OUT THINGS ABOUT WATTPAD IS RIGHT HERE! This is a convenient step by step detailed guide on wattpad. Everything you need to know is behind that orange button that says 'Start Reading'. But before you proceed, remember: KEEP CALM AND FIND OUT THINGS ABOUT WATTPAD BEHIND THE ORANGE BUTTON! *Much information is from the old version of Wattpad and will not be updated for now as I am busy