"Entry one Hello, my name is Natural Harmonia Gropius. I am eleven years old, and I live in a big castle with many people and Pokémon. My sisters say that now that I can write well, I should write in this journal. They say this will help me get better. They think it would be good for me to have a safe place for my feelings. Father thinks it is a waste of time, but he never really liked feelings. Mother Darmanitan says feelings are healthy. Sometimes I do not know who to believe. My twelfth birthday is tomorrow. I am very excited. Father promised I would get to start my training once I turn twelve. I cannot wait to begin my training to become king of Team Plasma." (A/N. This book contains lots of Ferriswheelshipping. It just kind of...happened. Anyways, please enjoy! I have spent months on this, and am very proud of the product I churned out! Also, it is all in one part, so it may seem daunting at first. I probably should have put it into parts, but I liked it better this way. Have fun!)

The amazing ninethquel Why

What happens when a god with no boundaries puts our favorite (and least favorite) Pokémon characters into a place with no walls? Nobody knows, but whether or not he'll tell you is a different story. Read along as the anime AND game characters get tortured by; An overgrown llama with an obsession with Girl Scout Cookies, a self insert (of sorts), (un)forgettable hybrids, plenty of bodies, and you! ~Welcome to the dark side- we have ships and free healthcare~ •Any and all illegal memes will be terminated upon sight• •Girl Scout Cookie offerings are appreciated•

The amazing eighthquel Why am I still doing this

Just the murder squad being the murder squad

The amazing seventhquel Why am I still doing this send help

What would happen if the Pokémon characters had Facebook? Horrible things? Dramatic things? Weird things? Irrelevant things? Unnecessary things? The possibilities are endless!! Read along as Ash and many other characters get their lives ruined by social media's (least) favorite site. Watch them get tortured by; a god who loves Girl Scout cookies, a self-insert (of sorts), and a reject. ~There are no walls in here~ •Murder squad for life• •Any and all illegal memes will be terminated• New? Don't worry- Nobody will fill you in

Haha look I'm back with trash

The amazing sixthquel Aka why am I still doing this

(Yes these are Pokémon characters, but this is an AU so there's no Pokémon in this universe. Just the characters in a high school setting. So now that that's out of the way, I believe a description is in order) Silver despises the "popular kids". They're too loud, obnoxious, and stupid for him. But when Lyra comes to him desperate for help in math, afraid of what her friends would think of her, he agrees to help her. ~Swear words and mature themes ~Based on the comic/song "Neigh anything"