... "Miloval jsem tě. Je to divné? Psali jsme si jen hloupé zprávy a já se i přesto stihl zamilovat. Nedokážu uvěřit, že už nikdy nedostanu zprávu od mé Effie." ... Jak daleko může zajít dopisování s cizím člověkem? UPOZORNĚNÍ: OBSAHUJE ZMÍŇKY O DEPRESI, SEBEPOŠKOZOVÁNÍ, ANOREXII A UŽÍVÁNÍ NELEGÁLNÍCH LÁTEK. ČTĚTE JEN NA VLASTNÍ NEBEZPEČÍ. AUTOREM VŠECH NÁPADŮ A TEXTU JSEM JEN JÁ!!!! NIKDO JINÝ SE NA PRÁCI NEPODÍLEL, NENÍ ZKOPÍROVANÉ. POUZE FIKCE. Celý příběh je na základě SMS zpráv.

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

'A light romance comedy tinged with drama but don't be fooled: the twists will guarantee you an entertaining reading' @officalfuryevans 'A quick, but a very amazing read. I love how it's not cliché and unique. Very different from all the 'Hotline' stories I've read on Wattpad. You should read it.' @ceraunophic 'I rate this story a 5 stars. This story has an amazing storyline and shows that sometimes you just don't get what you want. This is an amazing book with a very well thought out twist ending. This book is definitely not as cliché as I thought it would be, but I think that's a good thing' @thebuch *** "Hello this is Home Dep-" "Oh my gosh I need someone's help ASAP!" "What's wrong?!" "Do you have a zombie apocalypse kit?" *call ended* *** Cover made by: Chatachino Highest Ranking: [8] In Short Story