Phan texts and oneshots ~ is there a better description than that?

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****

Unknown: if this room was burning, i wouldnt even notice cause you keep taking over my mind with your little white lies Phil: who is this? dan and phil are dating but dan knows phils been telling him white lies when he is with Cat. So, dan anonymously messages phil, exposing his little white lies.

in which phil works at a bookstore and dan messages him on kik

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

i was sinking, and i couldn't swim. {phan au} highest ranking - #10 in danandphil

memeking69 : I'm JOHN CENAAAAAAA memeking69 : lol jk hi my name's dan buffylover666 : okie dokie my name's phil

[COMPLETED] when dan buys cigarettes to a store who has a cute shop assistant

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4