Countdown to my 18th birthday

Dear (diary)....... Today is August 1 2016. Does that ring a bell? I just hope it does because if it doesn't ring a bell to your ears you're dead. Like really dead⚰ I'm going to tear you off and after that I'll burn you and dispose your ashes. So be warned! Well in case you forgot today is August 1 2016. Which mean...

Our Man: Diary of a Side Chick (Urban)

She looked down on me like I was a nothing, a nobody! Then had the audacity to say "Bitch, he's my man" I laughed, looked her dead in the eyes and said, "no, actually he's OUR MAN!" when I said that..... all hell broke loose.