Title says it all

Hey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that is to be expected after all. This was one of my first experiences with writing, so yeah. Also, sometimes (rarely now) I will use this book at a Voltron shitpost so... Yeah. Warnings are ALWAYS before the story and if there is some warnings I forgot it you would like me to add PLEASE MESSAGE ME! It is absolutely NO inconvenience for me, and as long as everyone here is having a good time and feels safe, that's all I care about. If you read all of that, thank you for taking time for that! If you're only just reading this, I would absolutely LOVE it if you at least skimmed over the paragraph above! -Adrian (previously Rowan, than Damion, then Rowan again because what's consistency) Disclaimer: I don't own most of the drawings or videos in this books, all credit towards the owners (and if you happen to know if some of the artists didn't want that picture reposted could you please let me know so I can remove it? Thanks!)

*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.

Dan Howell Phill Lester That's everything that's important. (Or: Dan is the weird kid that dresses in pastels and hands out flowers to people for no apparent reason and Phil is the leather jacket wearing art kid who pretends to be immortal through his drawings. Despite the odds, they're best friends, and nobody quite understands the limitations - or lack thereof - of their friendship.) TRIGGER WARNINGS: major character death by SUICIDE, don't begin reading if this triggers you because that is the ending so it can't be skipped and there's nothing worse than an unfinished story

"Queer, Daddy's Boy, Prick." Dan Howell is your average crybaby. His father is a priest, so he grew up loving the church and everything around him. Wore crosses and an array of pink sweaters. Skipped a few grades and was in the most advanced classes in secondary school. Hung out with the girls rather than the boys. He never broke a rule, never let his grades slip below a B, and always went to bed before midnight. "Fag, Disgrace, Goth." Phil Lester is your average delinquent. Dad died at young age, blamed the world. Dyed his hair blue and pierced every place possible. Hung out with the other kids like him. Broke every school rule, didn't have grades above a B, and always went to bed after midnight, despite his mother's hackles. When the two are paired for tutoring, well, that's when things get complicated. (Punk Phil and Pastel Dan AU) WARNING: Strong language and sexual themes are littered throughout this story. I don't think that I'll be making a smut scene, but I will put a warning at the beginning of that chapter if I do. Now featuring commentary from yours truly! Just check the direct comments section ;)

(Based off the movie Wild Child) (I was so unbelievably bored and this is the result) Dan Howell blew it. Throwing a party would usually go down with a simple grounding or scream-fest, though this time he fucked up big time. "THAT'S IT YOUR GOING TO ENGLAND!" [complete] This is a product of extreme boredom, just FYI. I do NOT own Wild Child - script found at this website http://www.veryabc.cn/movie/uploads/script/WildChild.txt Copyright 2015 (No further updates ever)

"Phil, you're going to be mine, and only mine" Dan assures Phil Dan; the so called "Bad Boy" of the school, falls for Phil; a quirky, friendly person

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with kickthestickz This story carries some warnings, however they're p much all spoilers except non-graphic violence and injury on one occasion, and non-described minor character death. No major character death and no self harm. Please message me if you think you'll need to know the TWs! To avoid spoilers, you can give me a list of things you don't want to read for whatever reason and I'll let you know if they're in the fic or not :)

Highschool au Dan's POV COMPLETE - Phil is the new boy at Dan's school. He's so mysterious and captivating, and no matter how hard Dan tries to ignore him, Phil keeps popping up everywhere. And Dan can't help but feel like everything Phil does and is is worth a song, a story, a painting. Anything. But Dan is no good at those sorts of things.

In which Dan's an arsonist and Louise thinks he needs more friends.