Dark jokes

Dark humor I will add more daily.

The Blood I Spill for You

Dave Strider has never liked the idea of owning a troll. Humanity's latest exotic pet turns into a must-have for the household by the time he's five, and he couldn't be more disturbed. But when Dave sees the unbeaten eyes of mutant blood at the market, does he really have a choice? Now with a life at the end of a leas...

What are the Chances? Kankri x Reader ~Completed~

"(Y/N), may I have a p9tentially triggering c9nversation with y9u?" "Sure Kankri, what is it?" "Will y9u 6e my matesprit?" "What are the chances, I was going to ask the exact same thing."

Loki X Reader

You are eighteen, antisocial, a violinist and a nerd. You thought your life was perfect. Nuh uh. Not anymore. Four days after you met Loki Laufeyson, God of mischief, everything goes weird. That is all the information you get. It you want to know more, you should probably read the book, shouldn't you?

Stuff for only Marble Hornets' fan -part 3

The continuation of the "Stuff for only Marble Hornets' fan" WARNING: it contains important spoilers about the plot. NOTE: English isn't my native language, sorry for all the grammatica and lessical mistakes I'm going to make. [part 1, part 2 and part 4 are on my profile]

the same tail chat noir x reader

Growing up being a model for dessert was never easy. Not only did I never go to school but I also never had the chance to call anyone friend. For my first time making a decision in life, school was the option I chose. This is the story of (Y/N) and her year in high school. A romance and some other stuff fanfiction. I...

aphmau lemons

This in not actually a lemon

Ice Skates

Yuri plisetsky x female reader I do not own yuri on ice or any of the characters in it.

Yuri!!! On ice Oneshots (Various x Reader)

Yuri!!! On ice character Oneshots! - Fluff - Lemons/smut - Funny/ Goofy [ I don't own Yuri!!! On ice or any of the characters ] [Warning! LEMONS ARE BEING USED! ] [Cover done by me] [Most of the chapters are requests towards the end] [completed]

Snow Tiger - Yuri On Ice {Editing}

A Yuri Plisetsky X OC Story - Her name? Valentina Nikolaev. Her talent? Dancing like there was no tomorrow. Her future? Not what she expected. When famous dancer Valentina Nikolaev gets a new job she never thought she would ever have, her whole life is turned upside down. What does she know about ice skat...

Yuri On Ice Texts

Havoc on an all new level. ~~~ Published 4/24/17 ~~~ Just a small sort of spin off from my wall of shame. ~~~ 5k: 7/1/17 20k: (approximately) 1/10/18

Yuri on ice Yurio x reader

You are the one, the only, Viktor Nikiforov's younger sister. WARNING: CONTAINS SLIGHT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, VIOLENCE AND RAPE. ONLY READ IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH THIS. P.s JJ doesn't have a fiance in this, there's been a lot of confusion in the comments so I thought I'd put this 😅

ʏᴜʀɪ ᴏɴ ɪᴄᴇ!!!

Y'ALL IT'S BEEN 7 YEARS I AM SO SORRY THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING LMAO </3

yuri on ice : one shots

a collection of one shots made by yours truly. may or may not be character x character. disclaimer: i do not own the characters. headcanon/s in one of these one shots may or may not be mine. i only own the plot (unless i've taken a reference for it somewhere, credits will always be mentioned) enjoy.

Feelings

Washington and the Blues and Reds are ship wreck in a canyon. Washington is trying to fix the radio tower to radio for help while doing so things happens between Tucker and Him. Feelings started to develop with the help of Caboose he pushes them closer but later got separated when two Mercenary comes between them.

Lizzy the reaper (A Creepypasta fanfic)

[[BOOK ONE: LIZZY THE REAPER]] [[BOOK TWO: REAPER BACK FROM THE GRAVE]] I looked at zalgo and he held out a weapon for me, I grabbed it and it was a Scythe. "this the perfect weapon for you, it's pole can be made longer and shorter. here's a slip for your back so you can easily travel and run. your pasta name is Lizzy...

Red vs Blue Oneshots

Just a bunch of RvB oneshots that I do for fun. Requests will be asked for.

Shatter ✔ #TheWattys2017

HIGHEST RANKING: #1 IN WEREWOLF [[*COMPLETED*]] Nova is the daughter of a Beta. And her mate? The Alphas first born son. When they discover what they are to each other, it's a little too late. Because her beloved mate has come home with his shame in tow. A she wolf he impregnated while training in the north for the su...

What about a game? (Markiplier x reader)

Markiplier fanfic....I was bored....You are just a basic fangirl of a YouTube but that all changes when your friend drags you to comic con and you trip over your youtube idol I post often. Started book January 3rd 2017 .Meep.

My Markibaby (Markiplier X Reader) Imagines And Lemon (COMPLETED!!)

Funny cute,smexy imagines featuring you and Markiplier. Enjoy!! There up to 68+ parts it might say 1 story part but there are 68 or more. Enjoy!

Septiplier Trash

{Sorry if my grammar is totally wrong, I'm german.} Some kind of septiplier story. Maybe with Fluff, Lemon and smut.

Ever After

"His eyes - oh, God, his eyes - were an entirely different story. Staring into his eyes was like staring into the summer sky just before the sunset came, before the yellow, pink, and purple clouds came to fog up your vision. They were the definition of a cloudless sky, a clear river seen running through a wide field o...

New Neighbors (Markiplier x Reader)

You just arrived at your new apartment in L.A. and are waiting for your favorite YouTuber, Markiplier, to upload, but when his videos are late and you hear a crash from next door, you never would have guessed who you're living next to... Romance is blooming, but it isn't all tiny boxes and rainbows. The Internet is...

Star Struck Mettaton Ex X Reader!!!

When your family starts to drive you insane you flee your home looking for something other than the home you once had. You already have 1,000 dollars so you go looking for a job and an apartment. You took a bus to Hollywood for a quick look. And that's where your life with Mettaton began.

Turn Me On [Mettaton X Reader]

COMPLETE These feelings were just a bug. A bug Alphys couldn't figure out. That's all that Mettaton knew, because after all, he was a robot and you were a human. He ran on batteries, and you ran on food. He had variables and you had hormones. The difference between the two of you could not have been larger.

My One and Bonely (Sans x Reader)

My first story. It's a sans x reader fic, so don't judge too harshly. Also I have some bad pacing issues, but I hope yall will ignore them. Anyways on with the summary! You see monsters everywhere. All of theme unique and friendly. You ask "how could anyone hate them?" When you save one of them, you're life takes a dr...

Cryophobia - (Sans x Reader)

Next person to comment on this monstrosity gets fucking vored!! × ❝You made your choice a long time ago.❞

A New Friend {C O M P L E T E D}

Frisk has had a hard life. Abused by her parents because she is "a mistake." The reason why her parents call her this is because: She is a Neko. Half human half cat. Frisk has been experimented on. Some of them would hurt her or mess with her thoughts for a period of time. It seemed like no one cared. One night, Frisk...

Mystic Messanger X Reader Oneshots

REQUESTS OPENED. I do anything really.