WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

Every story has to have a starting point. This isn't it, but it's a good place to dive in. The time of this story is late into the 19th Century, a new dawn is just a few years away. In a small town outside of London, a reclusive scientist experiments in his old college friends house. His friend, Professor Donald Lambert is no longer with us, but he's not dead. We'll find out about him soon enough, for now we get to meet Doctor Philippe Moreau and his 18 year old daughter Alice. They live in Willow Weir, a quiet town of very few people and they are mostly farmers. A few retired professors and scientists have chosen it as their home but Moreau has ignored their attempts at social interaction. Moreau is a man possessed. A secret eludes him and he cannot focus on anything until that secret is discovered. A clue to that secret rests with Alice and the adventures he has in the Wild Woods and the worlds that lay beyond them.

Greegs & Ladders is a wildly exciting tale of three oddball characters romping around space and time. Equal parts social satire and fun loving adventure, Greegs promises laughs, a few mildly intelligent and/or interesting observations, and several run-on sentences. You'll also get to find out what the hell Greegs are, and how life on Earth came to be, and the meaning of it all (at no extra charge.) Download the complete ebook for free, in many formats. I will be posting this story on Royal Road

I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not. b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers. *** Copyright © 2015 by unfurled All rights reserved #34 Humour Featured as of 28/04/16

What happens when the world's greatest supervillain finally destroys his enemies and conquers the world?

Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He's richer than Blue Ivy. He's Hugh Jackman's butt double in the X-Men movies. Nothing can prepare Dick for the strange truth: Catsby is a furry who spends his days and nights in a cat costume, pining away for Dick's cousin Dandelion, a manic-pixie dream yuppie living in Park Slope with her brutish husband. Against everyone's better judgment, Catsby begins an affair with Dandelion that may cost him all nine of his lives. A new serialized story from the author of the Wattpad sensation "Gone Grey," which was named one of Buzzfeed's "19 Wildest Fanfics That People Couldn't Stop Reading in 2015."