My name is Kyle Smith, and this is not at all what I thought "the great beyond" after dying would be like. It's like real life, only creepy and just an over all bad time. Dark creatures of cosmic size wander afterlife Wisconsin, the sky is perpetually a gross shade of purple, and a suited man named Death is trying to kill me. Again. Am I even really dead? I just want to get out of here. I need to go home.