Please come in. Have a laugh with me. These're just a bunch of random jokes, insults, comebacks and other funny stuff. _____________________________ Published: 11.5.16 _____________________ {NONE ARE MINE UNLESS I SAY THEY ARE SO YEAH I'M JUST SHARING THE LAUGHTER}

Can Millie keep from strangling the sarcastic hot jerk James? Maybe, but i doubt it Can Millie keep a secret once she stumbles on it? Possible Can Millie fall in love? Hell yes she can but she won’t ever admit it! Millie takes after her mother in a lot of ways, but one the other hand Millie really look like the good and all that is innocent, well that’s what James though to, but that was his first mistake, the second was attempting to threaten her, the third was under minding her, but his fourth and biggest mistake? Well that was scratching her car. Better look out James, this good girl is out for revenge.

Poetry is a mirror which makes beautiful that which is distorted. ~ The first few poems are very amateur so if you want you can skip to the end where my better and most recent poems are. Published: 2.11.16 Finished: 9.20.17

"What a curious power words have." ~~~ I have about a million quotes that are usually just bouncing around in my head but every once in a while I have a chance to share them. When I'm able to share them it lifts the spirits of the those around me and on many occasions brought smiles to my friends faces. So I decided to put them in a book to bring a little more light into the world and vanquish a little more darkness. It may sound cheesy but I genuinely like to make people smile and laugh or even just feel less sad. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy so here you beautiful people go. Hope you all enjoy. Published: 11.12.16