Only Mexican people will understand...

just mexican things

A collection of Mexican problems,stories,and other crap that is hopefully funny! (May be offensive and totally relatable since I'm Mexican garbage!)

His Mortal Bride

Being kidnapped is one thing. Being taken to a Kingdom full of immortal vampires, that's another thing. To everyone, Raven is nobody. If anything, she's an average 20 year old living in the Big Apple. Overlooked by everyone, even her own family, Raven is used to being a ghost. That was until Alec came to New York City...

Soul-Mate [Immortal Love Series]

Annabel is a bad-ass hybrid hunter, seeking revenge on the vampire who killed her parents and put her brother in a coma. Arriving in a new town with an undercover identity to protect and the mission to find a pureblood vampire to save her brother's life, the last thing Annabel needs is to fall in love with the sexy, p...

Bleeder [Blood Magic, Book 1]

What if everything you knew about yourself was a lie? Mildred "Mills" Millhatten had a good life: close-knit family, fantastic friends, decent grades and even a not-totally-annoying kid brother. You might say it was the best kind of ordinary. So nothing could have prepared her for being taken and cast into a strange...

Exsanguination and Other Love Stories

Ever since graduating high school, orphan Sabilla "Bill" Vane has led a charmed life as a full-time cat warden. Florian Werther Bathory Byron, her unexpected house guest, is a vampire. And while he says he hasn't eaten anything with a face in half a century, his life story is tragic, his complexion is luminous (litera...

The Vampire's Choice

WARNING: This is not a normal book. You decide the story! Take control in this thrilling adventure. You awake in a lonely old cabin, hidden deep within the woods. Soon you realise the truth – you’re a vampire! Who brought you here and what do they want? What mystery does the forest hold? As you explore you'll encounte...

Breathe Under Water - Shadows of the Night 1

They are born in the darkness, and they own it like no one else. Anna Johnson stays clear of vampires. She knows what they are capable of. As a witch of the air she is working for the Circle as a researcher, closing her eyes to that which lies in her past. Until one phone call changes everything.

Inner Predator

Aurora's world turned upside down nearly a year ago when she discovered that she's half Mystical, one of two groups of Supernaturals that exist. A year ago, she wasn't even sure if she believed in all the Supernatural talk… it seemed about as realistic as UFOs. Now she spends her days trying to perfect her Fae skills...

Iron and Wood #Wattys2017

Shal has had her future laid out for her for as long as she can remember. Cursed with vampirism and trained as a killer, she has accepted her fate as an enforcer for the Empire. Escape has never seemed possible until now, when an opportunity arises in the form of a fragile young woman chosen to die in a dark ceremon...

Playing Dead: Book One of The Whitechapel Chronicles

'I was falling. And he was going to catch me. I just knew he was.' For Megan Walden, life is all about perfection. She's the perfect friend, the perfect wife, the perfect office dogsbody, but what happens when she makes a decision that cracks the glass protecting her perfect little world? During a night-out in the s...

Beyond the Reach of Judgement

Julien Rene Durant was once a good man. Born in France, he took the oath as a Jesuit Priest in the 1600s. He dedicated his life to spreading the Gospel. Now, he was a monster surviving off the blood of others; killing for survival even as he wished for nothing other than for his own extinction. After almost four centu...

Sparkles and Blood

Martin is a special effects guy. He's used to blood, but only when it's fake. Now something is hunting on the set of the newest smash vampire movie. It doesn't like the sun but it likes people just fine. Please Note: I have published this book as part of my Sparkles and Blood collection available at amazon and smashwo...

Bella Notte

Vampires? Check. Werewolves? Check. Death prophecy to hang over your head? Double check. Seventeen year old Emma Hutchinson struggles to find her place in the world she has been born to as she tries to decide whether she should be with Michael, the boy she has been dreaming about since she was three or if she belongs...

Cutthroat Carmine (Book 1)(COMPLETE) (Wattpad Featured Novel)

On prom night, seventeen-year-old half-blood vampire, Carmine Redoza, and her younger brother, Blake, find a classmate's mutilated body in a park. The corpse is drained of blood. This murder is one of many committed by someone the police have dubbed the 'Vampire Stalker'. When the detective on the case pegs Blake Redo...

Fangs for Freaks (Book 2: Half-blood vampire series)

Half-blood vampire protector Colby Blanchard knows there's nothing like a blood sister... She's got the half-blood vampires freed from slavery or worse, execution and created a protective haven for them. She's laid the smack-down for some way-needed new laws. Things should be great, right? Um, not so much. ... exc...

Royal Pain ~ Slave to the High Royals

The day of the end was the start of the beginning for Violetta Simmons. She just didn't know it yet. The War of Blood changed the world forever, changed human destiny so that at the age of 16 every individual must be sold in an auction as a slave to satisfy the vampires. Violet knew that her day had arrived, but she...

Russian Roulette (Helena Hawthorn Series #1)

*Award winning novel* *Featured in Wattpad Vampire from Aug 2015 - Aug 2017.* "I couldn't put it down! Every chapter left me wanting more!" - Readers' Favourite Review. Who could guess that one brush of a fingertip over a shimmering soul-string could flip your world upside down and inside out? Nineteen-year-old Hele...

Struck (A Vampire Novel) ✔

[Completed] Elysia's life is turned upside-down when she's abducted by supernatural creatures with demonic eyes and threatening fangs. What's worse is she has no idea what it is they want from her, except that it has something to do with a side of her that she's never known. The chances of Elysia getting out alive are...

ALMA

Vampires. No Interviews.

Warrior, Opposed: Book One Of The Comhairle Chronicles

Vampires. Fey. Love. War. Sometimes you find your soulmate at exactly the wrong time... The Council of Swords, the Comhairle-Chlaidheamhan had protected supernatural kind for generations, fighting humans who would kill through fear, as well other, darker creatures who would oppress those weaker than themselves. Howeve...

Bound by Blood and Ink

Catherine, a young woman, finds herself drawn into a deal for protection and magic leaving her to navigate the labyrinth of secrets in Desmond's domain, a decaying manor haunted by whispers of the past. Will Catherine be able to unravel the secrets of the manor, outsmart the dark forces that control her fate, and ult...

Biting Love

It should have been their happily ever after. Sabrina and Drew have finally escaped from their close-minded families to start a new life together. But their honeymoon phase doesn't last too long. Sabrina is still an illegal dhampir and Drew is still an exiled prince of a kingdom left in ruins. They soon find out that...

[c] Vampire Kiss S.1 ( BTS )

It's about BTS and this is a Malay fanfic. Wanna know the story line? Read it then. This story is a lil bit of byuntae and lots of cursing words. So if you cant deal w it then bye bye

Hunter

“Fuck,” I whisper, shutting my eyes and clunking my head to the door. “Where were you going, Scar?” Ace breathes, smirking like he’s been dying to do this all morning. Might as well not lie. “I was going to hot wire your car and drive back to California, grab all my cash, fly to Europe, live there for a couple weeks...

Demon in Town (Dark Choices #2)✔

AVAILABLE ON DREAME!!! ▶Book Two in Dark Choices series◀ After discovering and escaping the secrets of the ruins of Escoffier mansion, Karen Michaels and her best friend Jonathan Carlton swear never to go near the mansion ever again whatever it takes. But they don't know what future holds for them. Nate and Victor Dev...

When Darkness Falls (Book 1, the Darkness Falls Series)

When darkness falls, the vampires come out. Sixteen-year-old Kiara Morrow knows that better than anyone. She's been trained her whole life to wipe bloodsuckers off the face of the earth. But then she meets Luke. He's a vampire but he's unlike any vamp Kiara's ever known. ...

His Possession

Book #1 of Taming The Beast Series. Amelia's life is turned upside down when she is kidnapped, tortured, then soon to be sold to a vampire when she comes of age. During an auction, she catches the eye of one vampire; Damon Gray. Damon is a very powerful, strong, and handsome, but tends to be cruel man. He...

Darknights Great Secret - a Vampire story

"You still owe me for saving you." He stated seriously. "Yes, I know but what-" I begun but was interrupted by him. He put his hand on my neck and pushed my head forward and his lips met mine. Quinn Dale also knowns as Quinn Darknight is a descendant from one of the mightiest and most noble vampire family. But, she i...