The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Hayley Frank is the star basketball player, the second highest student in her year, and one of the most popular girls in her school. All of this comes crashing down when her teacher tries to rape her. Of course, because of her tough girl attitude and years of boxing, he can't. Due to this, and a psychotic ex-boyfriend, she must leave. Moving from her home, Wolverhampton, and loving friends, she ends up in Holmes Chapel with a mother who is always traveling and a whole new town to conquer. She immediately makes friends with a nice girl named Gracie, who shows her the ropes around Hall Cross. From Gracie she learns that she, Hayley Frank, lives on the same street as the conniving, self-righteous, man whore, Harry Styles. Of course, being Hayley, she gets put into a project with him. Hayley starts getting to know the guy behind the mask. Is Harry really that terrible player everyone says he is? Will he be the first guy to actually steal the Hayley Frank's heart? Only Hayley knows if Sparks will Fly... *For the record, none of the songs used in here are mine. I might even make a list with the artists just cause. If I could write those songs, I probably wouldn't be here, now would I?

In a corrupt community, young girls are sold to men as mere objects of pleasure and they are kept for as long as the men desire. But things take a turn when the spoilt son of a wealthy businessman crosses paths with an unfortunate girl forced into the twisted world of Baby Dolls. Baby Doll © Wonderwall123 2013 - 2014

Going through my pictures, I went to the one that I had just taken, and the phone slowly slipped out of my grasp. What had escaped my notice before is that the couch I had taken the picture on was against a window, which showed the backyard of the house. But in this picture, it wasn't an empty backyard. No, behind my smiling face was another one, outside the window. It was his face. Covered with a black ski mask, watching me. *** All 19-year-old Layna wanted to do was forget about the guy that broke her heart, and move on with her new boyfriend Brian. But instead, she unwittingly attracted the attention of a stalker. Someone who had been watching her every move for a month, plotting and planning for the perfect moment when he could take her. What Layna never would have expected was that when he finally kidnaps her, she would have to undergo "The Test". The Test that the girls before her had gone through. The one they failed, and payed heavily for. Will she pass The Test or will she die like the others?

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

Ever since Liam and Danielle broke up, he’s moved from one ‘Damsel in Distress’ to the next. But when the boys perform at the White House Easter Show, life takes him in a whole new direction when the President’s daughter attracts his attention. But is he biting off more than he can chew with her? Because this First Daughter is known for her rebellious streak. Will he be able to help change her for the better or will she end up being too much for Daddy Direction?

Grace is Sweet, simple and way too sarcastic. She doesn't like to be rude to people but, she stands for her friemds and family no matter what. Cameron is Badass, law breaker who doesn’t believe in love and has no intrest in girls whatsoever. ‘Love is perfect waste of time’ he likes to say. You put the cocky badass and the queen of sarcasm together, with some twists and turns..and what have we got? An unforgettable rollercoaster ride full of fun, arguments, fights, laugh riots and much more! This isn’t just any cliché, this is father and mother of all clichés!