John Egbert and Dave Strider have been best friends since the age of eight. But at age twelve john moved and they havent seen eachothers faces in seven years. Only kept in touch by an app called pesterchum.

Dave and his brother Dirk expect working as camp counselors over the summer to be boring, but what they don't expect it to find love. Homestuck Fanfiction: John EgbertxDave Strider Dirk StriderxJake English

(Homestuck) Jake and Dirk feel incomplete. So John, Jade, and Dave decide to set them up. But Jade seems to have secondary plans... partial credit for the title to fangirlbxtch. she calls DirkJake Carrotsticks, so that's where that comes from.

Dave Strider. Jock of the century. Leader of leaders. God of gods. King of kings. Most ironically loved guy in High School, every and any girl and/or guy loves the ironic bastard. Except for one, tiny hot-headed loud mouth who everyone finds cute but denies it. Karkat 'I hate everyone and everything' Vantas. Just your average asshole, in a very interesting way, actually. No one yet everyone knows he exists. Don't ask how. So, what happens when a teacher ironically decides to partner these two up for a project? Either hell will be raised or closet doors will he unlocked and/or opened, if you know what I mean.

Being just friends might work online. But suppressing your emotions in person is much more difficult. Dirk and Jake are the closest friends... As pen pals, but when there's a plot twist in their lives and they start communicating in person something changes in Dirk's mind.

Alright. This sucks. Don't waste your time. Don't comment stupid stuff. I know how bad it is. Don't start please. You'll only waste brain cells.

Warning: This is a one shot. There WILL be smut. BoyxBoy don't like don't read.

Original Description: dirkjakedirkjakedirkjakedirkjake A fanfiction in which my 13 year old self cultivated into my most viewed book... oh man ...nu....number 60 in homestuck? D: I.....

**Completed but being edited!!** Cronus Ampora was one of the sweetest and smartest trolls on Alternia, but his father and brother convince him to change to a bad boy so he could attract his best friend, Kankri Vantas. Kankri didn't enjoy this change at all and decides to let him go. Over time, Cronus gets used to his greaser self and keeps trying to attract the troll. Can he really attract this stubborn troll by being 'bad'? Characters belong to Andrew Hussie Inspired by 'Nice Guys Finish Last' by Cobra Starship

Everyone knew Cronus and Kankri liked each other and to a certain extent they knew it to so it was no shock when they got together an it stayed solid for a long time until something or someone comes along and accidentally ruins everything with one foolish act...and the match made in heaven...tumbles down the hell. All characters belong to Andrew Hussie.