Uchiha Sasuke gets a rude awakening when a little boy arrives at his office with a note saying "It's time to be a father bastard..." Is this a joke? Nope, its not even the beginning of whats to come. (Warning: Nothing serious only suggestive language. ~ I don't own the naruto franchise. Tis a fanfiction story I created.) (Undergoing rewrite for some parts)

[NaruSasu] Naruto is a mess, finding pleasure in men since he believes his life to be hell. Things happen and as usual, they can only get worse: Sasuke's an asshole and thinks he can play around with both Sakura and Naruto, and its all for his own game to gain popularity. Minato has issues with his son, and the mom... All Naruto characters are property of Masashi Kishimoto, the plot is the only thing I own.

"there's only one thing you can do, Naruto, and that is: to live in fear."