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"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"7:15, that's our time."

In which a boy with a bad habit of getting himself drunk learns that sex isn't everything.