She hasn't ever had a famous musician stumble into the parlor before, and to be honest, she was embarrassed. What must he think? Turns out that he wasn't paying her for what everyone else was paying her to do. He was paying, up front, just to write about her. This is the story of how Simone Rooney, a legal prostitute, became Mona Lisa, and how Brendon Urie unintentionally changed her life.