Look m8 this is just some kinky ass shit. Dan has a boyfriend, a punk boyfriend, named Phil. Which would probably be odd since he's a pastel boy. A pastel boy that dresses in cute sweaters and floral crowns, who fell in love with another boy who has piercings, tattoos and a gang. Yep it really is quiet a confusing relationship. Warnings: I would just like to point out that this entire fic is based around BDSM. And side note: this is shit. It gets alright when it gets illegal. but even then I still have no skill. HA BYE

This is my first ever "Phan" related thing, so if it sucks and you cringe I honestly understand. Thank you, and enjoy. >•<

A book of phan oneshots because obviously we don't have enough of them already, I mean... I don't have a schedule but if you want me to do a oneshot come shout at me, also the same if you want me to do a prompt. Though prompts do sometimes take a while, I will tag you so you can see. The first few are horrible so I suggest reading ahead a little bit by the way. And finally the word count, description and warnings are listed at the start of each oneshot, if I miss anything just tell me and enjoy!

{finished} This is a Dan Howell x reader phanfic. This is going to be on the depressing side. MAY BE TRIGGERING! You move to London during summer time (London's summer time) and you manage to get a terrible boyfriend (NOT Dan Howell, I promise.) High School rolls around and you will meet good and bad people. You were always depressed starting at the age of 15. Your best friends are your phone and your headphones.

Some Phan Imagines/One Shots/Headcanons, enjoy!!!

Imagine's about my favourite YouTubers danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil Trigger Warning in some of the imagines. Passed 0K , 5K , 10K , 15K , 20K , 25K , 30K , 35K , 40K , 45K , 50K , 55K , 60K , 65k , 70K , 75K , 80K , 85K , 90K , 95K , 100K , 105K , 110K , 115K , 120K , 125K , 130K , 135K , 140K , 145K , 150K , 155K , 160K , 165K , 170K , 175K, 180K , 185K , 190K , 200k , 205k Thank you so much for reading I never thought it would be this popular. <3 #29indanisnotonfiretag #6inamazingphiltag #amazed

hello this is @englishmoron [former username] 24.10.17 Hello Reader! this is my book. As you can see it is currently discontinued and I've officially decided to no longer carry it on. I have many reasons for this but the biggest one is that I've grown out of my d&p phase (I still love and support them both) and mostly cringe whenever I get reminded of this book. My grammar and punctuation was awful and I have now entered the part of my life when I'm being swallowed alive by school work. I am keeping this book up however for two reasons: 1. I'm attached to wattpad. Although I never use my account and high key wanna delete it, I've had a lot of fun and sad memories on this website and this book was a big part of that. 2. This somehow has 150k reads and 3k votes. By the way, thank you all for the reads and votes! I'm so grateful to see my younger selfs work paid off! I don't read lots of your comments (although sometimes the positive ones make me grin, thank you all for your kindness btw c:) because I'm well aware of my many errors and I get utterly embarrassed at others having to correct my old mistakes aha. This is getting very long. Bye to all of you and thank you for all the support and love I've had over the course of the making of this book. I love you all. \\ smuts \\ angst \\ fluff \\ no requests please \\ Discontinued and unedited.

It all started with a trip. Sherlock had been acting weird, and everyone thought he was just stressed, so he and John go on a trip to Fiji. Yet, what was supposed to be a relaxing vacation from the stresses of detective work only opened the door for much more stress and confusion when John begins to have strange feelings around his colleague, Sherlock Holmes. And Sherlock is still acting strange.

Completed. Read my other One-Shot collection for updated fluff (and smut.)