Welcome To Night Vale Don't go into the dog park Mountains aren't real All hail the Glow Cloud All scientists' hair are perfect That's all you need to know about Night Vale. That's all you will ever know. Produced by Commonplace Books. Written by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook. No copyright infringement intended. All rights reserved to original owner.